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I'm a college graduate from the Environmental program of AU. Welcome to my f***ed-up humor and stories about my kitties, family, or old papers/DB I wrote for the industrious student to recycle. I also like to post things about fracking from time to time. Hey, I'm all about sharing my intellectual property (if you can call it that) with anyone who is running short on time or intellect :)


























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29 July 2011

Lunch With Idiots

My story begins last week when the fridge at work went kaput in the public kitchenette.  The boss decided to replace that one with the working fridge in the staff room.  OK, not a problem...until....
One very nice lady was put in charge of cleaning out the staff fridge to make room for our shiny new one.  My lunch (with my name on it) almost ended up in the trash, but was saved by my super.  However, my cheese chunk wasn't saved.  Now I have pita crackers, but no cheese.  This was easily remedied by a trip to the store to replace the tossed cheese chunk with fresh.  Today I decided to have some fresh fruit, pita crackers, and cheese for lunch.  I set my spot at the table nicely with crackers, cheese, sliced fruit, water, and my book.  I got up to place my knife in the dishwasher, turned around, and saw a staff member eating my pita crackers!  Hello, didn't you notice ALL of my stuff sitting there?  Then she started to complain about "how salty" the crackers were, said "I don't eat salt, so that's what it tastes like", and "where did these come from?"  I sat down in my chair and picked up a piece of fruit FROM THE SAME PLATE and picked up my book.  I told her I had bought those to go with my cheese and fruit.  They were called "pita chips with sea salt".  She then picked up another one made a face, ate it and complained some more.  Whoa...didn't I just say I bought those to go with my cheese????  I'm sitting here with my lunch and you're eating it!  She didn't even notice I had sat down in that spot WITH THE PLATE IN FRONT OF ME everything nicely sliced and arranged for me to enjoy.  She walked over to the "communal counter" where everyone leaves snacks to share, grabs a handful of Doritos eats one and says "that's better" and walks out of the break room.  What the HELL....